Chibi Choo
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    solonelytrying2beyours-deactiva:

    lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase

    (via lolth)

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    madame-du-beaucaire-deactivated asks:
    So i hear you like snakes. How do you feel about hognose snakes? Ever heard of them?

    the-mighty-birdy:

    ink-the-shitposter:

    keyhollow:

    le–marquis–de–beauvoir:

    yourladyindank:

    Yes, they are fun and adorable and silly

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    This is their best defense. Rolling over,pretending to be dead with their mouth agape. Basically their the possums of the snake world. 

    And if you flip them they violently roll back over because NO IM DEAD

    You can’t just say that without providing a clip of what it looks like, it’s hilarious

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    STOP IT I’M DEAD


    NO FUCK YOU I’M DEAD

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    nudityandnerdery:

    nudityandnerdery:

    thatisahotsoup-deactivated20220:

    im sorry they put an nft of a dead man in the oscar goodie bag im going to lose it

    They what?

    I hate so much about this situation.

    Okay, specifically, I hate this part of it:

    It’s going to be auctioned. Half the money is going to go to charity. Half of it. Not all. 50%. 10% goes to the artist. So that means that 40% of it is going to…. whoever this is? The Academy? To the website hosting the auction? I don’t know! But it’s kinda bullshit to use the Oscars and Chadwick Boseman’s image and death to make some cash! Sorry, to make some cryptocurrency, because the website it’s being auctioned on only accepts etherium, as far as I can tell, and oh this is so awful.

    Just… fucking donate to charity if you want to donate to charity, you assholes. Don’t make it into something you’re gonna profit off of.

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    lunarexpressions:

    guerrillatech:

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    a tweet by @ WKDart that reads:

    Cryptocurrency is literally like an eight-year-old’s concept of an evil businessman. He just plugs his pollution machine in and gets money for it. It doesn’t make anything, it just. Pollutes. And makes money. Like a fucking Captain Planet villain

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    truffledmadness:

    sapper-in-the-wire-old:

    In the same vein of cave paintings having children’s handprints higher than their height suggesting them being lifted up or sitting on the shoulders of adults, there’s footprints in Australia dating to the Ice Age showing a group of adults and children walking to a body a water, and one child breaking away from the group to seemingly skip in a wavy path until rejoining the group

    This is like 20 thousand years ago! And the joy and happiness of going to water made this child playfully skip along! It’s universal! Dancing their way back to their family!

    In a language we will never hear, a culture we’ll never know, with thoughts and ideas we can only imagine! There are millennia of untold moments of happiness, of human connection and warmth that are gone forever. But they still happened! Did that family even notice the tracks they left? How could they have known that that one day their impossibly distant descendants would be able to see the imprints they made?

    Another set of tracks in the same area shows three men hunting a giant kangaroo, running at incredible speeds, but one of them had only one foot! They jumped along on one foot, every so often an imprint from a stick appearing. How did they lose their limb? An accident? A fight? A predator? Was it completely gone or maimed? Was it from birth? Either way this person was cared for by their family and was able to heal and participate fully in life! They most likely felt grief when their family member lost the use of their limb! Who cared for them? Who gave them the stick to help them walk? What kind of joy did their family feel when they made a recovery? Did someone shape and carve the stick? They certainly worked all of their other wooden tools, something as essential that would have been too.

    This was during the ice age when Australia became a brutally cold, dry desert. Their entire food system had to change. By all indications it should have been a stark and difficult life of little resources. But no! They worked together! They looked after their wounded and sick! The speed that these hunters were running at was incredible and means they were well fed and healthy! A millennia of helping one another and caring for one another and all we can get are tiny glimpses of these moments did they catch the kangaroo did they laugh and congratulate each other when they did how happy were they to bring it back to their families I just

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    There were people who survived trephination long enough for bone to regrow over the hole. Can you even imagine the care that must have required, in prehistoric times with no sanitation or tech or medicine? We have proof, in the form of human remains, that disabled people who couldn’t have walked or fed themselves survived for years in the Stone Age. We have cave paintings that were clearly made by an adult and a child together, one teaching the other.

    The past was brutal, but that doesn’t mean everyone who lived in it was.

    (via lolth)

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    phantomtwitch:
“I like that the candle pictured has four nails in it. Ye olde snooze button.
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    phantomtwitch:

    I like that the candle pictured has four nails in it. Ye olde snooze button.

    (via arory-borealis)

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    woodelf68:

    tombofnull:

    tombofnull:

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    Frog.

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    Frog, but now in motion.

    Excellent

    (via psyducktozier)

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    yimra:

    imperviousthot:

    thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

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    (via psyducktozier)

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    justlgbtthings:
“my-gender-is:
“My gender is Homosexula
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    justlgbtthings:

    my-gender-is:

    My gender is Homosexula

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    (via psyducktozier)

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    galentineday:

    tatangadragon:

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    and they want us to think they’re tumblr girls smh

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    (via psyducktozier)

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    richardjager-deactivated2023010:

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    Why can’t I just have things that I get to watch and enjoy without the crushing realization that every single person working in entertainment is invariably some kind of sex predator?

    Why must every single thing be a battle? I get that there’s no ethnical consumption under capitalism, but I thought that was supposed to be limited to the child slaves that fuel the coffee industry.

    I’m really getting tired of being an ethical consumer.